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~ image via thecomicking

Technical Details via NORAD:

Designer & Builder - K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.
Probable First Flight - Dec. 24, 343 A.D.
Home Base - North Pole
Length* - 75 cc (candy canes) / 150 lp (lollipops)
Width* - 40 cc / 80 lp
Height* - 55 cc / 110 lp
Weight* at takeoff - 75,000 gd (gumdrops)
Passenger weight at takeoff - Santa Claus 260 pounds
Weight of gifts at takeoff - 60,000 tons
Weight at landing - 80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)
Passenger weight at landing - 1,260 pounds
Propulsion - Nine (9) rp (reindeer power)
Armament - Antlers (purely defensive)
Fuel - Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer)
Emissions - Classified
Climbing speed - One “T” (Twinkle of an eye)
Max speed - Faster than starlight
* Length, width and height are without reindeer