TaDa-daLA ... itz ME!
For better or worse, therez only one 'me' !
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Owen: “But… why… did he… have to… fumble?”
Father: “If you feel this way, how sad do you think Kyle Williams is?”
Owen: “Can I write him a letter to make him feel better?”
Note: Owen is 7 years old.
Letter:
Dear Mr. Williams:
We just watched the Playoff game. I feel really bad for you but I wanted to tell you that you had a great season. you sould be very proud, so I wanted to say thank you.
I am your #1 FAN!
Owen Shure
Los Angeles, CAp.s. your awsome
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Pray when things seem impossible, the possible will happen.
Pray when you need help, assistance will arrive.
Pray when you’re happy, a new level of joy will occur.
Pray when things are running smoothly, unimaginable wonderfulness will appear.
Pray.
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“Dude” - newest flavor by Three Olives Vodka. Can’t say I’m a fan… then again, I’m not a fan of Mountain Dew.
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Ferocious or confident? That is the debate between the stamp designer and the rest of China complaining about the new year stamp for the coming year of the dragon. Either way, I think it’s rather plain and ugly.
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Ideally, spend your time enjoying life offline but if the elements prevent you from heading outside, there are plenty of silliness to keep you entertain :)
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Don’t just imagine the possibilities of 2012… embrace them!
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~ image via thecomicking
Technical Details via NORAD:
Designer & Builder - K. Kringle & Elves, Inc.
Probable First Flight - Dec. 24, 343 A.D.
Home Base - North Pole
Length* - 75 cc (candy canes) / 150 lp (lollipops)
Width* - 40 cc / 80 lp
Height* - 55 cc / 110 lp
Weight* at takeoff - 75,000 gd (gumdrops)
Passenger weight at takeoff - Santa Claus 260 pounds
Weight of gifts at takeoff - 60,000 tons
Weight at landing - 80,000 gd (ice & snow accumulation)
Passenger weight at landing - 1,260 pounds
Propulsion - Nine (9) rp (reindeer power)
Armament - Antlers (purely defensive)
Fuel - Hay, oats and carrots (for reindeer)
Emissions - Classified
Climbing speed - One âTâ (Twinkle of an eye)
Max speed - Faster than starlight
* Length, width and height are without reindeer
